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Ein fieser Mops, hat sich dieses lustige Frage-Antwort Spiel von Jemandem gemopst. Und weil ich eh grad kaum Ideen für Beiträge hab, kam mir das gerade recht.

Vorlage gibts hier einfach kopieren und ausfüllen.

Leider kann ich bei solchen Fragen nie richtig ernst sein, aber hinter jedem Joke steht auch ein Fünkchen Wahrheit. Hab's gekürzt, weil's doch recht lang ist. Einfach auf Weiterlesen klicken.

1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. No. Once cooked for someone, i think he's dead now.

2.)Q. What was your dream while growing up?
2.)A. Actually i don't dream that much.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. The ability to answer all questions seriously.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. Water. Mhmmm Yummy.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. Lemon, sweet-and-sour, well i mean just sour.

6.)Q. What was the last book you’ve read?
6.)A. "Der Garten des Buddha", but i've been reading it before.

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A. Gemini the twins, but i don't think this important

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. No. the human body is beautiful enough.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Let me tell ya, i am perfect. (:

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. For sure, my car is always empty, so let's ride togehter.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. What a question, you're talking to Mr. Martial Arts himself (;

12.)Q. Do you have a negative or an optimistic attitude?
12.)A. What's "negative"? Never heared this word.

13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Play some backgammon, i've you now what i mean.

14.)Q. What is the worst thing thats ever happened to you?
14.)A. Except from gettin born?

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. I can to the stomach thing.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. A nice little kitty, well he's very lazy... very very very lazy.

17.)Q. What would you do if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. Keep the door locked.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. Depends on what you wanted from me.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Ahm, clowns are funny, nothing more and nothing less.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be??
20.)A. I'd like to have long blond hair.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. Brother in crime. I'm the driver, you'll get the safe.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Black like... black, you know.

23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. I've burned the evidence, they'll never get me.

24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Bottle. What a question.

25.)Q. if you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Buy some new stuff, what else you can do with money?

26.)Q. Would you like to date/meet me?
26.)A. Only if i don't have to pay.

27.)Q. What ’s your favorite bar to hang at?
27.)A. Don't know.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. No, but i'm scared of them.

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. You mean except from breaking, tricking, blogging and surfing, well... nothing

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. I've sweared to not answer those questions.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Driving. It makes me go nuts.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Martialblog